Bruce Willis attacks photographer

…thought it was Ashton Kutcher. Oops. See that woman with the camcorder? Bitch bout to get Evian’d.

Sidenote: Could Ashton Kutcher get any less culturally relevant? Seriously, he went from ‘ass-clown’ to ‘absolute nobody ass-clown’. I propose he ditch Demi and go after Madonna. Ugh. I just vomited in my mouth.