Deflower’d

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Posted in film by deflowerd on July 25, 2008

Phewf! Christian Bale didn’t actually assault anyone. His mother and sister are money-grubbing whores, and provoked him at his hotel room, where he was literally trapped. Apparently his sister wants $200,000 or something. Anyway, the world is back on course, and Batman, though Dark, is no villain. I’m like a modern day Shakespeare. Shakespeare was pretty unsuccessful, yeah?

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  1. movie buff said, on July 29, 2008 at 10:04 am

    it’s too bad that people keep bothering Christian Bale about these rumors, he seems like a solid guy in general


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