Australian Idol Recrap (Rolling Stones results)
Hellooooo happy flower people, and welcome to the results show for Oz Idol’s Rolling Stones night. It was a night full of weirdness and good songs and goodness and weird songs. I’m a fairly hugemongous Rolling Stones fan, which may have played into my general disgust at the whole night. Disgust!
We leap straight into the bottom 3. Andrew fakes out Wes, but Luke is in fact in the bottom 3. Chrislyn is safe, Teale is in the bottom 3. Yesss! Who out of Mark and Roshani will be in the bottom 3? I guess Roshani. Yeah, it’s Roshani.
Her performance of Wild Horses was atrocious. They butchered it, changing (seemingly) the key and the whole melody. It sucked doodle.
Anyway, Luke sings for redemption. While I’ve always been meh about him, he is palpably crap tonight (and wasn’t any better last night). Teale sings too, and is incredibly corny and boring. So, classic Teale then. Roshani sings Wild Horses again, and really, the only similarity it bears to the original are the lyrics.
I, quite frankly, do not care for the padding that exists in the middle of these results shows. I am going to listen to some podcasts and play some pinball. Back soon.
God! That took ages. And ages. And several more ages.
Oh fuck me sideways, Teale is safe. Fuck that shit. So, it’s either Luke or Roshani? I’m tipping Luke is going home. Ok, it was Roshani. Sheezy!
Well, next week is Michael Jackson week. Oh yeah, believe it. Seeya then!
p.s. my favourite performance from last night was Mark’s.