Deflower’d

Things I’ve learned from comedic panel discussion/quiz shows

Posted in television by deflowerd on May 12, 2008
  • “fluffer” jokes are no longer funny
  • relevant guests (i.e. musicians on music quiz shows) are never as entertaining as irrelevant guests (comedians or regulars)
  • The Chaser works best when scripted
  • “APEC summit” jokes are no longer funny
  • the Brits do it better
  • jokes about death? always funny. They say he was a good actor but Heath Ledger’s last performance was a little hard to swallow. see?
  • ross noble makes everything at least 3 times better
  • i wonder if Heath Ledger’s suicide note was titled, “10 Things I Hate About Myself”?
  • ok now i’m just getting distracted…
  • one of the regular team captains is always either fat or bald. fact.
  • if one of the regular team captains is female, she is never very attractive, but never too ugly. if she is too ugly, she must be extremely funny and/or cynical.
  • it’s rumored that Heath Ledger might have actually died from alcohol poisoning….. a few too many cock sucking cowboys.