Deflower’d

Mini-Reviews

Posted in film by deflowerd on July 10, 2008

Get Smart
2.5/5

Fairly entertaining but not funny enough.

The Happening
0/5

Shit sandwich.

Gone Baby Gone
4/5

Really interesting mystery/drama starring Casey Affleck. Well worth checking out.

Ed Wood
4/5

Hilarious b&w biopic about the universally accepted Worst Director of All Time, Edward D. Wood Jr. Johnny Depp stars and it’s directed by Tim Burton.

Planet Terror
4/5

Modern schlock horror at its bloody best.

Layer Cake
3.5/5

Great british crime film, starring Daniel Craig.

A Scanner Darkly
4/5

Disturbing story of drug addicts and an undercover cop in the near future. Uses rotoscoping animation technique to create a shifting, hallucinatory vision of addiction.

Doomsday
1/5

Neil Marshall’s third film (after Dog Soldiers and The Descent) is about a viral outbreak in the UK. It is really stupid.

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Revisions, or ‘I was wrong’

Posted in film by deflowerd on June 22, 2008

Indiana Jones 4 sucked, and Get Smart doesn’t look half bad.

Rogue and The Prestige mini-reviews coming soon, as well as a review of the classic 1974 noir, Chinatown.

Coming soon to a theatre near you…

Posted in Uncategorized by deflowerd on January 26, 2008

The latest Hollywood crime against nostalgia; The Get Smart movie, starring Steve ‘Sometimes I’m Yelling And Sometimes I’m Deadpan’ Carell. Why? Why ruin Get Smart?

Oh, Cloverfield, in case you haven’t heard, is fucking awesome.

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